Simon and Garfunkel and Celiac Awareness

Oh yes. 8) I was nearly in tears laughing.

 

Artists: ill-knowtice and Mackkenzie Crowe of Royal Empire Productions

Lyrics:

Oh celiacs
You’ll diet for weeks
You’ll be gluten-free
You’ll feel better

Oh celiacs
Just stay away from wheat
And barely and rye
You’ll feel fine
You’ll feel fine

Making lunch in the afternoon
I can’t use bread
No-o-o I’ll get sick
(Making lunch)

Don’t believe what the package says
Play it safe
It could be cross-contaminated

Oh celiacs
You’ll diet for weeks
You’ll be gluten-free
You’ll feel better

Oh celiacs
Just stay away from wheat
And barely and rye
You’ll feel fine
You’ll feel fine

Took a blood test to fine what the problem is
I got a bad case of gluten-intolerance
I used to love beer drinking and bagel eating
Now I’m more clear thinking when I’m label reading
Learning ingredients to basically see
If what I’m eating may contain any traces of wheat
Cuz it was making me weak, so I started to diet
And I changed what I eat, no more barley or rye

Oh celiacs
You’ll diet for weeks
You’ll be gluten-free
You’ll feel better

Oh celiacs
Just stay away from wheat
And barely and rye
You’ll feel fine
You’ll feel fine

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Placed into drawers: Celiac Disease